My Chatty Child

I thought you guys might enjoy a few funny things Arianna has said recently.  Keep in mind she's two!

Arianna decided to tell me a story one night, by recounting her experiences at her check up. "Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman named Dr. Jane. She looked in my eyes and she looked in my mouth with a nail file." 

Flags down the waiter herself at breakfast. "Can I have make up syrup please?" 

Arianna was not happy while out shopping one day. I said "Come on, let's go to your store and buy you some new clothes.". To which she replied, "No I don't wanna go to my store. I have tons of clothes. I want to go home." 

One day her Daddy was giving her squishy hugs which she thought was hysterical. She came up to me: "Do you squish? No? Then what do you do?" 

 At her birthday party one of her friends was sitting in her new chair when she wanted to sit there. Aria went over to her, leaned down and said several times, "Go find your mom, sweetie." 

One night I was reading my book while Arianna was supposed to be falling asleep. She was talking to me, but I wasn't paying attention. Then I heard her say "Mommy. What's Daddy doing? Mommy. I can't hear you. What's Daddy doing? Mommy! I can't hear you!" (I wasn't saying anything...)

During pretend play:

Arianna:  I'm a Mommy.  

Me:  Okay...

Arianna:  You're the baby.

Me:  Okay.  Wah-wah wah-wah

Arianna:  What's the matter baby?  Do you need to go to the doctor?

Me:  Yes.  Wah-wah Wah-wah

Arianna:  Okay let's go to the doctor.  We're here!

Me:   Okay.  Wah-wah

Arianna:  It's okay baby, don't worry.  [Pets my hair]  Shhh, don't worry.

Me (in a crying baby voice):  Is the doctor scary?

Arianna (extreme seriousness in her face):  Yes.

Me:  What will the doctor do?

Arianna:  She's gonna look in your ears for bugs.  Then look in your eyes.  Then look at your butt.  Then look in your mouth with a nail file.  Then you're all done!

"I'm going to eat at Cinderella's castle.  We can't go til I'm three.  I'm only two now, but when I'm three we can go." 

As we're leaving a restaurant after Mother's Day brunch:  "Ladies and gentlemen!  Ladies and gentlemen!  I'm leaving!"

Another night I was sitting in Arianna's room reading a book waiting for her to fall asleep.  She sits up, looks at me and says "Mommy, you stay here and read your book.  I'm going out there."  She leaves.